Choosing The Path Between The Stars

theblackship:

When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and felt it worked the way it happened.

lol

(Source: rickgrimeshappens)

kaiba-cave:

haskap:

lightspeedsound:

lafemmeindienne:

solitudeisnotloneliness:

faineemae:

socially-awkward-platypus:

artyartyhadaparty:

yourmomisapastiche:

donotpressrepeat:

twentyminutesfortyyears:

sumbungero:

gatusby:

THE HORROR. Why would anyone do that?

is this what circumcision without anesthesia feels like

oh god now it’s on tumblr

It’s one thing to do this to books that are destroyed, it is another thing to do it to books that LOOK BRAND FUCKING NEW OH MY GOD WHY.

this is illegal, right?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

It’s better than having them thrown away.

That’s series of unfortunate events, there’s NOTHING vintage about that shit wtf GET OUT OF HERE.

uh what it’s better than having them thrown away: NO IT ISN’T GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO CANNOT AFFORD BOOKS AND LIKES READING. DON’T RUIN THE BOOK!

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. YOU JUST MURDERED A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS. OK LAUREN CONRAD, JUST BECAUSE BOOKS ARE A LITTLE TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU, DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND MURDERING THEM

what the fuck.

Or you could just stick the books in the bookshelf and totes stop trying to fool people into thinking that you like reading. 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

WHY

But… couldn’t you just put the actual books on a book shelf? O_o